vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

(via hockey-shorts)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via dontbeanassbutt)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via stuckinthisbluebox)

  • Reasons to date me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week.

powerburial:

smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

(via steffymfaggy)

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(via nicole2022)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via nicole2022)