haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

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Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

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“People aren’t always going to be there for you, that’s why you learn to handle things on your own”
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artchipel:

Artist on Tumblr

October Jones | on Tumblr (UK) - Motivational notes

UK-born writer and illustrator October Jones (real name Joe Butcher), the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.

The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

© All images courtesy of the artist

[more October Jones | artist found at mymodernmet]

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Time for a new questions list. Anon or not. Let's go!

  • 1. What is your middle name?
  • 2. How many Tumblr followers do you have, and how many blogs do you follow?
  • 3. What did you learn today?
  • 4. What was your favorite subject in school?
  • 5. What are some of your favorite books?
  • 6. What are some of your favorite movies?
  • 7. If you were actually to carry a weapon on you, what would it be?
  • 8. What was your favorite board game when you were younger. Is it still your favorite?
  • 9. Have you ever stolen anything, even if something small? Can you tell us what it was?
  • 10. Look around the room you currently occupy (if you are in a room). Locate the closest drawer. Open it and describe what’s in it.
  • 11. You are compelled to genetically engineer your child. The technology exists to “engineer” superior intelligence, superior health, superior physical appearance, superior athletic ability. You can engineer for all but one, and for whichever you decline your child will be substantially inferior. Which one do you choose to omit?
  • 12. Would you help the last person who texted you hide a dead body if they asked?
  • 13. Name a song that reminds you of a painful moment in your life, and another that reminds you of a joyful moment.
  • 14. When you were a kid, did you have any sheets with a favorite character, show, or such? Describe.
  • 15. Is there any particular “conspiracy theory” you believe in, even a little?
  • 16. Do you have a favorite number? What is it and why?
  • 17. Name a movie you're most embarrassed to say you like?
  • 18. What kind of music are you into?
  • 19. Your biggest pet peeve?
  • 20. If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?
  • 21. What in your opinion was one of the bravest things you’ve ever done?
  • 22. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
  • 23. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
  • 24. What is the furthest away you've been from home?
  • 25. If you could go anywhere in the world to meet for the first time a person who lives there, but you had to leave this very minute, where specifically would you go?
  • 26. If someone asked you to give them a random piece of advice, what would you say?
  • 27. What is your favorite comfort food?
  • 28. Can you sleep with closet doors open?
  • 29. Are you a religious person?
  • 30. Would you rather live in the country or in the city?
  • 31. What were you like in high school?
  • 32. Do you have any brothers or sisters? How many?
  • 33. What’s your favorite part about today so far?
  • 34. Who in your life has influenced you the most? How did they do it?
  • 35. Is there someone on Tumblr who really "gets under your skin?" Care to identify them?
  • 36. Have you ever tried sushi? (Did you like it?)
  • 37. Do you like spicy food?
  • 38. What’s one of the strangest things you’ve ever done?
  • 39. What kind of vacations do you like?
  • 40. If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?
  • 41. What’s your earliest memory?
  • 42. Who’s your best / closest friend?
  • 43. What do you think people think of you?
  • 44. What were/are your grades like in school?
  • 45. If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
  • 46. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
  • 47. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
  • 48. Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?
  • 49. Do you think God exists?
  • 50. Do you think any kind of afterlife exists?
  • 51. Do you think gay people choose to be gay? Do you think straight people choose to be straight?
  • 52. In general, what do you think about art?
  • 53. What are some of your favorite websites?
  • 54. What’s something most people don’t know about you?
  • 55. What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?
  • 56. Name a scene from a movie that always makes you cry.
  • 57. How do you feel about public speaking?
  • 58. Do you like to talk on the phone?
  • 59. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
  • 60. When was the last time you can remember playing with a childhood toy?
  • 61. What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?
  • 62. Generally, are you clumsy or graceful?
  • 63. A basic skill you feel inferior for not having mastered?
  • 64. How many emails do you get each week, roughly?
  • 65. If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
  • 66. Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
  • 67. Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  • 68. What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
  • 69. What did you do on your 16th birthday?
  • 70. What long-lost childhood possession of yours would you like to see again?
  • 71. If you had to pick a new first name, what would it be?
  • 72. What event are most likely to watch during the summer olympics?
  • 73. Which are smarter, cats or dogs?
  • 74. Last time you were in a church?
  • 75. Do you have a secret side blog?
  • 76. What story does your family always tell about you?
  • 77. What is the angriest you've been at each of your parents?
  • 78. Describe the situation the last time you felt rejected?
  • 79. What is one of your favorite quotes?
  • 80. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?
  • 81. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone to get back at them?
  • 82. Have you ever been caught doing something "naughty?"
  • 83. Have you ever been possessive about someone?
  • 84. Have you ever obsessed over someone?
  • 85. Do you have trouble letting things go?
  • 86. Describe is the biggest dick/bitch you’ve ever come across in your life.
  • 87. Describe your worst "wardrobe malfuntion."
  • 88. Do you think anyone on Tumblr has a crush on you?
  • 89. Have you ever eavesdropped on a friend?
  • 90. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 91. Do you gossip? A little or a lot?
  • 92. Have you ever been in a car accident?
  • 93. Would you lie to a court in order to save a close friend from going to jail for life?
  • 94. What question do you hate to answer?
  • 95. Is there something you always lose or misplace? What is it?
  • 96. What do you most get nagged about by a parent or partner?
  • 97. Name the bad habit you most want to break?
  • 98. What is your primary goal for the next three months?
  • 99. Name a song that you so strongly associate with something from your past that you can barely listen to that song anymore?
  • 100. Do you believe honesty is the best policy?
  • 101. Would you rather go a week without being able to bathe but be able to change your clothes, or go a week without being able to change your clothes but be able to bathe?
  • 102. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a week, what would you choose and why?
  • 103. Is there anything purple within three metres of you? What is it?
thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

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dantesdiscoinferno:

lumos5001:

anonynaila:

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

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If you send me The Inferno by Dante I will both applaud you and think you’re the best kind of lazy.

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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